My Newphew recently turned 3 and was ready to go to school. As a norm in Delhi, kids are interviewed in various schools. So here is what one of the interview looked like -

Question 1. [Teacher shows a picture of a leaf ] What is this?
Answer : [The moment he saw, he shouted at her.......] LEAF(What an answer?!!!)
 
Question 2. [He already got busy with the toys around] She said…. “Nilay, What are you doing?”
Answer : “No Puroo”[he meant it's not Nilay, it's Puroo. Puroo is his pet name]
 
Question 3. Can you sing a rhyme?
Answer : [After a long pause.... ] “Hmmmmmmmmmm……. ummmmmmmmmmmmmm Ajaa ajaa Dil Michode…….” [Ashamed my sis-in-law said, "Do you want to sing Incy wincy .... or ABCD?"] he says, “Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ABBBBBBBBBCCDDD” [He started singing in loop, pausing in between]
 
Question 4. [Teachers shows a picture of grape] What is this?
Answer : Potato………[After questioning again] Ummmmmm Potato…..
 
Question 5. [Teacher shows a picture of carrot] what is this?
Answer : Parrot…….[She asks again] hmmmmmmm….. Parrot.
 
Question 6. [She switches over to colours] What colour is this block?
Answer : [He answers right......] Red Blue Orange
 
Question 7. [Puroo asks...] Where is the balloon?
Answer : Teacher starts to laugh….

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